Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Men Are Just Happier Species

These are what make women different.. have fun reading...

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Stupid and Four-eyes.

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EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, eventhough it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

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BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shavingcream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

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ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

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FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

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DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

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NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows aboutdentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret, fears, hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

1 comment:

hyperX said...

That was so true. But it doesn't applies to my girlfriend. She just so much different with other girls.