Monday, October 13, 2008

Funny Quotes

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

If love is blind... Why is Lingerie so popular?

Who says nothing is impossible, I've been doing nothing for years.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance.

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